My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it. My wife said to me, “We need to get to the tennis court before it opens.”. I asked, “Why so early?”. She said, “It’s first come first serve.”. My wife was disappointed when she found out why my friends call me “The Love Machine”.
9. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, “Love” means nothing. 10. Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse! 11.What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? “I’d like a soft serve, please!” 12. What do you serve but not eat? A tennis ball. 13. Why is tennis a noisy game?
A tennis ball bounces into a bar. "You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!" I haven't lost a game of tennis in over a decade. I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade. My wife left her position as a Geologist to pursue her dream as a tennis coach...
Funny Tennis Puns Don't be a deuce. I'm in love when I beat you You just got served It spin a long time Shots! Shots! Shots! on the baseline... You make quite the racquet Shank you! That felt like a backhanded compliment Orange and Apple are playing today which is no surprise since they are both ...
Tennis Puns – Read at Your Own Risk. 1. Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call. 2. The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet. 3. Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach. 4.
Wife comes home one day wearing a brand new diamond tennis bracelet. Husband asked were she got it from. She tells him she won a raffle at work, than ask him to get a hot bath ready for her. Not thinking to much about, the husband gets her bath ready. A week later the wife comes home with a mink coat on.
Best Tennis Slogans. Order on the Court. Serve it, Smash it, Win it, Love it. Respect All, Fear None. If it’s gotta be, it starts with me. Champions train; Losers complain. Refuse to Lose! We’re not waiters (or waitresses), but boy can we serve! All it takes is all you’ve got!
Deuce: tied at 3 points. Ad in: when the person serving wins a point at deuce; the score is ad in, or advantage in. Ad out: when the person serving loses a point a deuce; the score is ad out, or advantage out. Players use the term “all” to express when the score is even at one or two points, i.e., 15-all or 30-all.
Tennis Slogans. I play Tennis, What’s your superpower. You need balls to play Tennis. Education is important, Tennis is importanter. Baby got back hand. I can’t, I have Tennis. I play Tennis, Love means nothing to me. Yes I’m that player you rather not play against. Happiness is Shaped.